The Santaland Diaries is David Sedaris' hysterical story of working as an elf at Macy's in Manhattan and has become an 'anti-holiday' cult classic.

This stage version will be in Melbourne for Christmas 2008.


In Melbourne this Xmas!
3 - 21 December, 2008

Starring Russell Fletcher
Directed by John Paul Fischbach

Auspicious Arts Incubator
166 Sturt Street, Southbank

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Season dates & times:

Preview Wed 3 Dec 7:30pm
Opening Thurs 4 Dec 7:30pm
Fri 5 Dec 7:30pm
Sat 6 Dec 7:30pm
Sun 7 Dec 2pm & 7:30pm
Tues 9 Dec 6:30pm
Wed 10 Dec 7:30pm
Thurs 11 Dec 7:30pm
Fri 12 Dec 7:30pm
NO SHOW ON SATURDAY 13TH DEC
Sun 14 Dec 2pm & 7:30pm
Tues 16 Dec 6:30pm
Wed 17 Dec 7:30pm
Thurs 18 Dec 7:30pm
Fri 19 Dec 7:30pm
Sat 20 Dec 7:30pm & 9:30pm
Sun 21 Dec 2pm & 7:30pm

From award-winning humorist, playwright and National Public Radio commentator David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, When You Are Engulfed In Flames), this comic monologue bursting with unconventional holiday humour is adapted from the author’s best-selling Holidays on Ice.

A young man arrives in New York with dreams of being a writer for One Life to Live and instead lands a part-time job as a Macy’s Christmas elf named Crumpet. From humiliating interview to elf indoctrination to scrapes with miscast Santas and obnoxious customers the author’s real-life experiences, detailed in The SantaLand Diaries, are merrily subversive and fall-on-your-knees funny.

Want more Info?

For further info email info@santaland.com.au
For group bookings contact 03 8256 9687

Ticket prices

Tickets: $28 Full/$24 Concession
Group discounts available

Getting to the venue

The Auspicious Arts Incubator is the Southbank Arts precincts newest intimate performance venue, halfway between the Arts Centre and the Malthouse Theatre on Sturt Street.

Tram Route No.1, Stop No. 18

Show running time

Approx 60 minutes

Xmas Drink anyone?

Fabulous Christmas daiquiris available at the bar